I got a package in the mail today, sent from my mommy living far away
I tore it open and it blew my mind
Inside were confectionaries
Single wrapped in plastic, whoa my my!
So I dig in, heard the doorbell ring
It was my girlfriend so I let her in
She'd come to taken all my... ding-da-dong-dong-dongs
DEVIL DOGS!!

She came inside all looking pretty, said take out the trash then you can pet my kitty
I was out the door in no time flat
When I came back she was not to be seen, oh no no
She had taken all my hostess and my little debbies
But I can't live without my... ho-ha-hoho-hos
Chocadiles....

(sing this to U2's "With or Without You")
See the chocolate in my eyes, the vending machine has got my dimes
So I walk, to it
Pull the handle, watch it spin, dropping down, it's in the bin
And I reach, for it
Now I've got twinkies
I love my twinkies
I can't live... without my twinkies (or my)
Ho, ho, ho, ho's
Ho, ho, ho, ho's
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho's
Now I've got twinkies..
I live for twinkies....
(end of U2 spoof)

As I'm in heaven with my life completed, I lick out all my creamy fillin'
I've got a little debbie snack cake on my face
The moral of this story's don't trade pastry for pussy, oh no no
When I get up to my little heaven they better have some of my ding da dong dong dongs or
TWINKIES!!!!!!!