BIO: John was born in NYC on Nov. 27th, a few years before Jimmy Carters Inauguration (who??). It went downhill for the both of them from there. After hibernating through High School, John's superhuman abilities to grow body hair and play guitar could no longer be kept a secret.

After submitting to the Mutant Registration Act, John went on to play in bands with names like, Phantasy ('cause, you know, chicks dig it when you can't spell), and Liquid Circus.
John now sings with these three other guys from Jersey.

John's bandmates believe that he should keep his mouth shut when not singing.

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